him: Need a sugar daddy? Ever let older generous guys lick your *** and **** you off?
me: I'm not in the habit of it but I'm not seeing any negatives here
him: I can give you $160 per meeting
me: sorry I just remembered I have a trust fund
Have a great day, Ariana Grande
two huge dudes on motorcycles at this intersection, both with girls holding on, blasting jason derulo’s “talk dirty”
providence is so real