monicalewinsky1996:

my personal journey to the top of kim k hollywood

note: these ppl did not arrive at this intersection together

note: these ppl did not arrive at this intersection together

smbarela:

forrest days

bb eli :~)

smbarela:

forrest days

bb eli :~)

:~) me in my first suit :~)

:~) me in my first suit :~)

unintentionally matched

unintentionally matched

confessions from a 21-year old: i didn’t know how to use a urinal properly until about 10 minutes ago when i read a huffpo article detailing the optimal peeing angle

welcome to new york, home of the original pee pee smell

welcome to new york, home of the original pee pee smell

i spent 15$ on airplane wifi instead of getting two gin + tonics and i’m filled w regret

ever wonder what grindr’s like at 31,000 ft over arkansas?

ever wonder what grindr’s like at 31,000 ft over arkansas?

im dRunk at a wedding bitch****

just something to think about

just something to think about

jizz facials keep u young

jizz facials keep u young

i’m cute so fuck all of u

i’m cute so fuck all of u

just me + a swordfish

just me + a swordfish