you’re welcome

we’re drunk bro

we’re drunk bro

it’s gonn’ b that kinda day

it’s gonn’ b that kinda day

him: Need a sugar daddy? Ever let older generous guys lick your *** and **** you off?
me: I'm not in the habit of it but I'm not seeing any negatives here
him: I can give you $160 per meeting
me: hahahahahha
me: sorry I just remembered I have a trust fund
this is my bed

this is my bed

my goal is to never b a flip flops cargo shorts dad

sext me ;)

sext me ;)

magnezone:

Have a great day, Ariana Grande

best part about a full size mattress is having enough room for your laptop to sleep beside you

best part about a full size mattress is having enough room for your laptop to sleep beside you

two huge dudes on motorcycles at this intersection, both with girls holding on, blasting jason derulo’s “talk dirty”

providence is so real

dream of the 50s:
how was your day?
just as good as the one i had yesterday

just peein

just peein